It’s Cranbrook’s Fete de la Pomme, and I have the dubious pleasure of seeing Ian Hislop dressed as a Frenchman. The pub was rammed, but I was spared the indignity of a plastic glass.
Beer
ABV
Score
Notes
Larkins - Green Hop Best
4.00
Tooth rasping hop oily delight. Grown up Larkin’s. Fresh on as I came into the pub.
Larkins - Traditional
3.40
Not Tried
Wantsum - Ravening Wolf
5.90
Not Tried
Dark Star - Hophead (was 3.8%) brewed by Fuller's
3.40
Not Tried
20 Sep 2025 (Wittenden)
Quiet at noon.
Beer
ABV
Score
Notes
Tonbridge - Velvet Raven
5.20
Delicious: roast coffee and blackcurrants.
Larkins - Traditional
3.40
Not Tried
Kent - The Quiet American
4.20
Not Tried
Pig & Porter - Whispering Grass
5.50
Not Tried
09 Aug 2025 (Wittenden)
Early doors on a humid Saturday lunchtime. Arrived before an influx of young people.
Beer
ABV
Score
Notes
Canterbury Ales (sometimes badged as Canterbrew) - The Wife of Bath's Ale
3.90
Less zesty than I recollect.
Tonbridge - Blonde Ambition
4.20
Not Tried
Tonbridge - Velvet Raven
5.20
Not Tried
Pig & Porter - Whispering Grass
5.50
Not Tried
02 Aug 2025 (Wittenden)
Noon on a cloudy Saturday.
Beer
ABV
Score
Notes
Kent - Superdelicnectaron
5.00
Difficult to read off the beer board! Nettles hops and tropical goodness.
Iron Pier - Perry St Pale
3.70
Not Tried
Tonbridge - Velvet Raven
5.20
Not Tried
19 Jul 2025 (Wittenden)
A few in on a damp and muggy Saturday noon.
Beer
ABV
Score
Notes
Big Trip - Where were you when we were getting high
3.90
Cloudy New England Pale. My coloquetor thought it didn’t really taste like beer:I tend to agree.
Larkins - Traditional
3.40
Not Tried
Gun - Project Babylon Pale Ale
4.60
Not Tried
Iron Pier - Cast Iron Stout
4.70
Not Tried
12 Jul 2025 (Wittenden)
Midday on a hot Saturday. Only one in for my hasty half.
Beer
ABV
Score
Notes
Iron Pier - Superdelic Hobbit Hole
4.80
A hazy New Zealand Pale. Berry fruits,no doubt dry hopped with Mallorn leaves.Selling well at the Prancing Pony at Bree.
Larkins - Traditional
3.40
Not Tried
Iron Pier - Cast Iron Stout
4.70
Not Tried
05 Jul 2025 (Wittenden)
Early doors on a windy July Saturday. Quiet.
Beer
ABV
Score
Notes
Canterbury Ales (sometimes badged as Canterbrew) - Kentish Best
3.70
Deep arboureal flavours.The kind of beer that I thought I enjoyed in the seventies and eighties . In fact it’s a lot better than then.
Iron Pier - Perry St Pale
3.70
Not Tried
Iron Pier - Cast Iron Stout
4.70
Not Tried
Kent - Tropic Ale
4.90
Not Tried
25 May 2025 (Wittenden)
Busy for Cranbrook goes Nuts in May. Plenty of dogs in attendance.
Long awaited micropub in a former florist's shop in the High Street. Long narrow room,with servery bar counter to the back. Beers served on gravity dispense from a cool room to the rear. Some tables and chairs to the front. Opened on Friday 6th October 2017. Unisex toilet. Local CAMRA branch Pub of the Year 2019, 2020, 2022 and 2024. CAMRA West Kent Pub of the Year 2022. CAMRA Kent Regional Pub of the Year 2022.
We have visited this pub 229 times, seen 325 different beers and tried 152 of them.